I enjoy the writing tips found on tumblr, and many quotes, which is the main theme of my tumblr. Whatever interests me, I'll post or reblog.
<b> parents:</b> come here<p><b>me:</b> i'm going<p><b>my thoughts:</b> OH NO NO NO NO THEY DISCOVERED EVERYTHING, THEY FOUND MY HIDDEN VIDEOS, AND THE PICTURES OF THORKI, THE LEMONS, THE JGV, THE SENSITIVE PORNOGRAPH OVAS I DOWNLOADED, THE HARDCORE MANGAS, THE TWINCEST, THE YAOI, THE GAY PORN, THE FANFICTION THEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED MY TUMBLR AND THEY SAW ALL THE PERVERTED THINGS I POSTED OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW WHAT IS THE LESS PAINFUL WAY TO COMMIT SUICIDE<p><b></b> arrives where parents are<p><b>parents:</b> can you help us send this e-mail?<p>
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
…my hopeless romanticism.
Gayle Forman, If I Stay (via observando)
Mitch Albom (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave (via observando)
King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
Vincent van Gogh (via observando)
to those people who say history isnt cool
the biggest snowball fight in history occurred during the civil war and started out as a friendly brawl between texan and arkansan members of the army of northern virginia and then escalated to include over 9,000 soldiers
if u think that isnt the coolest shit u can fight me